SKU: t30-d
Price: $19.95
Stock: 9
Material: Cotton
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Confidence. Arrogance. Typos. All in One Shirt.
What do you get when corporate confidence collides with pure, glorious chaos? This shirt. A smug businessman in a suit puffs on a cigar while everything behind him is literally falling apart — broken cars, disaster vibes, and one of the loudest silent screams you've ever seen printed on fabric.
Front and center, proudly displayed like a motivational quote gone off the rails: I Don’t Make Missteakes. Yes, the word is misspelled. Yes, it’s reversed. Yes, it’s completely intentional. Underneath? A defeated, frustrated DAMMIT — the final punchline to a graphic that's dripping in sarcasm, office rage, and unearned confidence. It’s unhinged. It’s genius. It’s your new favorite shirt.
Whether you’re roasting a power-tripping boss, sending a message in your next Zoom meeting, or simply embracing the absurdity of existence, this shirt nails the mood. It’s big “I’m fine” energy with smoke and flames behind it. Ideal for meme lovers, chaos gremlins, sarcastic introverts, and everyone who knows that failure in a suit is still failure.
This is part of the original Happy Demon collection — where things aren’t just weird, they’re proudly broken. We design and produce every shirt in-house, using high-quality materials and ridiculously crisp graphics that hold up to even the messiest laundry day.
Wear it ironically. Wear it proudly. Wear it like you’re the CEO of personal disasters. Either way, it’ll get noticed. Probably by HR.
✅ WHY BUY THIS T-SHIRT
• Vibrant, durable DTF print that stays bold and crisp through countless washes
• 100% Cotton ( white is 50/50 poly/cotton)
• Satirical design that roasts toxic confidence
• Intentional typo for maximum side-eye effect
• High-res graphic of corporate disaster energy
• Signature Happy Demon humor — loud, weird, original
• Made-to-order with care and chaos
• Unisex sizing with soft, durable feel
• Great gift for sarcastic coworkers or boss-level trolls
• Looks like success... smells like failure
• Fits into any anti-fashion, absurdist, or meme-core closet
• Pairs well with burned bridges and unpaid invoices
---- When using Direct—to—Film (DTF) transfers, please be aware that the design may have a slightly textured or "vinyl—like" feel after application. This is an expected and natural result of the DTF printing process.
1. Soft Stretch: DTF prints may exhibit slight stretchability, allowing for flexibility while maintaining durability.
2. Not a Defect: The texture and feel of DTF transfers are inherent to the process and are not considered defects or flaws in the product.
By purchasing this item, you acknowledge and accept these characteristics as part of the garment's unique appeal.